The Desperate Planter's Last Chance

"Is your season approaching all too fast? Been sitting on a couch, behind a desk, or on the road for the last 8 months? Are you scared at how baaaaad it's going to hurt in those first weeks of planting? If you answered yes to any of the above questions and want to avoid the wrath of your (Unsympathetic? Unreasonable? Uncaffeinated? Pissed? Pi##*!Off? po’d?) crewboss, then just click on the link below and check out the latest addition to the Fit to Plant program. The good folks at Weyerhaeuser got together with Delia Roberts to produce a cheat sheet for you on how to use these last couple of weeks to jump start your planting season. So give it a go and sweat a little now for a payback later in trees pounded."

The Desperate Planter's Last Chance